WEBVTT 00:05.839 --> 00:08.800 [upbeat music] 00:08.883 --> 00:13.388 ♪ ♪ 00:13.471 --> 00:15.974 [all cheering] 00:16.057 --> 00:18.852 - Ladies, no! No running in the halls! 00:18.935 --> 00:22.105 - [screaming] - What the fuck? 00:22.188 --> 00:25.275 [cheering continues] 00:27.110 --> 00:29.946 all: ♪ Kappa girls are we, and everywhere we are ♪ 00:30.029 --> 00:32.907 ♪ We wear the sacred letters, K-B-R ♪ 00:32.991 --> 00:35.326 - It's 7:45 in the morning. What is happening? 00:35.410 --> 00:37.537 - Is she in trouble, or are they celebrating her? 00:37.620 --> 00:39.914 - I don't know. I'm just copying to be safe. 00:39.998 --> 00:42.000 - Leighton Murray, you have been elected 00:42.083 --> 00:44.377 Kappa Social Chair for next year! 00:44.461 --> 00:45.670 - Me? 00:45.754 --> 00:47.172 - Do you accept this crucial role 00:47.255 --> 00:49.507 in our sisterhood? - I do! 00:49.591 --> 00:51.718 [all cheering] 00:51.801 --> 00:54.095 - The position comes with one of the absolute best rooms 00:54.179 --> 00:55.346 in the house. 00:55.430 --> 00:57.140 I'm so excited for you to move in. 00:57.223 --> 00:59.976 - Whoa. So you're, like, moving to Kappa next year? 01:00.059 --> 01:03.646 - Um, uh, yeah. Yeah, I guess I am. 01:03.730 --> 01:05.398 - Let's go, ladies. 01:05.482 --> 01:07.150 [all cheering] 01:07.233 --> 01:09.694 all: ♪ Kappa girls are we, and everywhere we are ♪ 01:09.778 --> 01:12.906 ♪ We wear the sacred letters, K-B-R ♪ 01:12.989 --> 01:15.825 ♪ Kappa girls are we, and everywhere we are... ♪ 01:15.909 --> 01:18.244 - Wait. Where's Kimberly? 01:18.328 --> 01:21.039 - I just got pulled into their group like a riptide. 01:21.122 --> 01:22.207 Hoo. 01:22.290 --> 01:24.334 - ♪ Apply pressure, so extra ♪ 01:24.417 --> 01:26.294 [singing indistinctly] 01:26.377 --> 01:28.338 ♪ They say I'm doing too much 'cause they're basic ♪ 01:28.421 --> 01:30.673 ♪ 'Bout to level up again, so they hate this ♪ 01:30.757 --> 01:32.550 ♪ I'm showing them... ♪ 01:32.634 --> 01:34.385 - All right, everyone, as you know, 01:34.469 --> 01:35.762 the year is nearing its end, 01:35.845 --> 01:37.847 and your housing forms are due soon. 01:37.931 --> 01:39.224 If you don't submit one, 01:39.307 --> 01:41.017 you'll have to enter the rooming lottery. 01:41.100 --> 01:43.937 - And live with the weirdos and losers no one else wants? 01:44.020 --> 01:46.189 Oh, no, thank you. That sounds bleak as hell. 01:46.272 --> 01:47.732 - Truth. 01:47.816 --> 01:49.400 - Well, as y'all heard at dawn, I'm moving into Kappa, 01:49.484 --> 01:52.779 and I am feeling very blessed. [chuckles] 01:52.862 --> 01:55.031 So please do remove me from this floor's text thread. 01:55.114 --> 01:57.158 - Damn, okay. - And for those of you 01:57.242 --> 02:00.078 who haven't figured it out yet, I advise you to think on it. 02:00.161 --> 02:02.080 The deadline is coming up fast. 02:02.163 --> 02:03.540 - Uh, Frude, related question-- 02:03.623 --> 02:05.041 if someone sort of destroyed their walls 02:05.124 --> 02:06.709 by putting up wallpaper using cheap glue, 02:06.793 --> 02:09.420 would his or her or their parents be charged for that? 02:09.504 --> 02:11.464 - Most definitely. - Okay. 02:11.548 --> 02:12.757 Uh, second related question-- 02:12.841 --> 02:14.884 does anyone here have some spackle? 02:14.968 --> 02:17.637 - ♪ Driving for hours ♪ 02:17.720 --> 02:20.390 ♪ And passed your house ♪ 02:20.473 --> 02:22.183 ♪ ♪ 02:22.267 --> 02:25.895 ♪ Down to the moment and still I found ♪ 02:25.979 --> 02:27.313 - Hey. [door closes] 02:27.397 --> 02:29.607 Can I ask you something? - Um, yeah, for sure. 02:29.691 --> 02:31.109 What's up? 02:31.192 --> 02:33.027 - Do you want to room with me again next year? 02:33.111 --> 02:35.738 - Oh, my gosh, yes, I was thinking the same thing, 02:35.822 --> 02:37.657 but I felt like a total loser for asking. 02:37.740 --> 02:39.826 - Totally. I have zero interest in moving into the Kappa house. 02:39.909 --> 02:42.203 And I like that we already know each other's quirks. 02:42.287 --> 02:43.580 - Oh, what are my quirks? 02:43.663 --> 02:45.748 Wait. Actually, I don't want to know. 02:45.832 --> 02:47.542 - Okay. 02:47.625 --> 02:49.460 But sometimes you talk to someone named Grandma Joan 02:49.544 --> 02:51.254 in your sleep. - Oh, I've heard that before. 02:51.337 --> 02:52.964 People gossiped a lot about it at camp. 02:53.047 --> 02:56.301 Um, should we consider a triple and include Bela 02:56.384 --> 02:58.970 or, uh, doubles and just us? 02:59.053 --> 03:00.471 - Maybe we consider both? 03:00.555 --> 03:01.723 - Sure. [door opens] 03:01.806 --> 03:03.099 - Hey, guys. - Bela. 03:03.182 --> 03:04.601 - When the door is closed, you knock. 03:04.684 --> 03:05.852 - It's the end of the year. 03:05.935 --> 03:07.478 Those rules don't apply anymore. 03:07.562 --> 03:09.772 Look at this--I'm in a magazine, and I look great. 03:09.856 --> 03:13.109 - You do, sitting at the piano looking like a sexy Beethoven. 03:13.192 --> 03:14.777 - Ah. - I can't wait to read it. 03:14.861 --> 03:16.613 But I got to get to class. - Ugh. Fine. 03:16.696 --> 03:18.489 But, Kimberly, clear out your schedule because we're gonna 03:18.573 --> 03:20.199 pass these out to every student on campus. 03:20.283 --> 03:21.784 - Ooh, how many copies did you grab? 03:21.868 --> 03:24.537 - Like, 75. Come on. 03:24.621 --> 03:27.123 Hey, read this. I'm featured on pages 31 and 32. 03:27.206 --> 03:29.292 Oh, and in the table of contents. [squeals] 03:29.375 --> 03:32.170 - Bela, you come off amazing in this. 03:32.253 --> 03:33.963 - I know, right? 03:34.047 --> 03:36.090 Dude, this could be, like, huge for my career. 03:36.174 --> 03:38.551 I sent it to tina.fey at all the big emails. 03:38.635 --> 03:40.762 - [gasps] I'm so happy for you. 03:40.845 --> 03:42.889 You've been working so hard, and it's finally paying off. 03:42.972 --> 03:44.474 - Thanks, man. 03:44.557 --> 03:46.559 Hey, uh, have you and Whit talked about housing stuff 03:46.643 --> 03:48.978 for next year yet? - Oh. Um, no. 03:49.062 --> 03:51.105 What were you thinking? - I'm gonna move off-campus 03:51.189 --> 03:53.066 with Evangeline and Joe from the comedy magazine. 03:53.149 --> 03:54.984 - Oh, okay, that makes sense. - Yeah, it's gonna be great. 03:55.068 --> 03:57.028 We're gonna live together, write together, 03:57.111 --> 03:58.321 maybe try drugs together. 03:58.404 --> 03:59.989 It's gonna be like "SNL" from the '70s 04:00.073 --> 04:01.991 but, like, with way more women and nonwhites. 04:02.075 --> 04:03.409 - Okay. 04:03.493 --> 04:05.078 - We'll still hang out all the time, though. 04:05.161 --> 04:06.537 - Yeah, for sure. - Bela! 04:06.621 --> 04:09.958 This article rules. - Aw, that's so sweet. 04:10.041 --> 04:11.459 Um, this is Jorja. 04:11.542 --> 04:13.628 She's one of the newer writers from "The Foxy." 04:13.711 --> 04:15.505 - Hey, I'd love to send you some pieces, um, 04:15.588 --> 04:17.548 I've been working on and get your thoughts on them. 04:17.632 --> 04:20.009 - I'd be happy to help. - Oh, my God, thank you. 04:20.093 --> 04:23.554 Amazing. I'll text you later. 04:23.638 --> 04:26.683 - [gasps] That was awesome. 04:26.766 --> 04:30.353 You're like a campus celebrity. - I know, right? I kind of am. 04:30.436 --> 04:32.230 - Ah, you're more famous than that chubby squirrel 04:32.313 --> 04:33.815 we feed French fries to. 04:33.898 --> 04:35.900 - Oh, my God, I haven't seen him in a while. 04:35.984 --> 04:37.986 - Me neither. 04:38.069 --> 04:39.529 - Oh, no. 04:39.612 --> 04:42.407 [electronic music] 04:42.490 --> 04:44.367 - Well, then with all due respect, 04:44.450 --> 04:47.704 President Lacey is a giant penis who hates all women. 04:47.787 --> 04:49.789 Quote me, bitch! 04:49.872 --> 04:52.083 - We are making friends like usual, huh? 04:52.166 --> 04:54.210 - Essex just cut our funding in half. 04:54.293 --> 04:56.212 - Seriously? - This is gonna kill us. 04:56.295 --> 04:58.172 - Wait. Why would they do that? - Uh, I don't know. 04:58.256 --> 05:00.758 Maybe because the cis, white, hetero, male board 05:00.842 --> 05:04.220 doesn't care about women or trans or nonbinary folk. 05:04.303 --> 05:05.555 Why don't you take a seat? 05:05.638 --> 05:07.515 Help us figure out what we can do. 05:07.598 --> 05:08.891 - No, I'm good. 05:08.975 --> 05:10.310 I, um--I was just popping in 05:10.393 --> 05:12.437 on my way to a very important Kappa event. 05:12.520 --> 05:15.148 - Oh, something that no one has ever said in this building. 05:15.231 --> 05:17.483 - Well, I am sure you'll find your fix, okay? 05:17.567 --> 05:19.068 But for the future, 05:19.152 --> 05:20.903 why don't you just let Tova handle the calls, okay? 05:20.987 --> 05:22.322 They are much more likable than you. 05:22.405 --> 05:24.407 - I just said that about myself. 05:24.490 --> 05:27.994 - Good news, everyone-- guess who just made us $40 05:28.077 --> 05:31.456 by donating blood at two different locations? 05:31.539 --> 05:34.334 - Ginger, are you okay? You look really pale. 05:34.417 --> 05:37.754 - I can't lose this place! - Okay. 05:37.837 --> 05:40.256 - ♪ Yeah, I just wanna... ♪ 05:40.339 --> 05:42.425 - Hey. When you're done with that work, 05:42.508 --> 05:43.926 can I talk to you for a sec? - Oh, this isn't work. 05:44.010 --> 05:45.386 I'm trying to figure out what it's called 05:45.470 --> 05:46.346 when 4 people 69. 05:46.429 --> 05:48.598 I think it's 138-ing. 05:48.681 --> 05:50.224 - Well, I feel kind of weird for saying this, 05:50.308 --> 05:53.770 but I think I have feelings for a coworker. 05:53.853 --> 05:57.690 - Kimberly, I am so flattered, but I don't see you that way. 05:57.774 --> 06:00.359 - This is about Canaan. I don't know what to do. 06:00.443 --> 06:02.278 Obviously, I can't talk to my roommates about it 06:02.361 --> 06:03.780 because of Whitney and him. 06:03.863 --> 06:05.615 - Listen, I totally get why you're into him. 06:05.698 --> 06:07.658 Canaan is a hot boy with rippling muscles 06:07.742 --> 06:09.494 and two heaping scoops of ass. 06:09.577 --> 06:12.288 But you and I both know that you can't act on this. 06:12.371 --> 06:13.873 It could totally blow up your friend group, 06:13.956 --> 06:15.625 your rooming situation, and your work life. 06:15.708 --> 06:17.251 It ain't worth it. 06:17.335 --> 06:19.087 - I know, but maybe he has feelings for me, too. 06:19.170 --> 06:20.713 - He does not. - How do you know? 06:20.797 --> 06:22.465 - I know his type, and you're not it. 06:22.548 --> 06:24.467 He told me you remind him of his third-grade teacher. 06:24.550 --> 06:25.927 - Maybe she was really cool. 06:26.010 --> 06:28.763 - He said she had cankles. - Oh, got it. 06:28.846 --> 06:30.306 - And that would be you in the situation. 06:30.389 --> 06:32.350 - Yeah, I said "I got it." - I'm so sorry. 06:32.433 --> 06:33.643 I feel like I shot Bambi. 06:33.726 --> 06:35.686 But if I were you, I would avoid him 06:35.770 --> 06:37.814 for the rest of the year and forget about it. 06:37.897 --> 06:39.398 - Yeah, I know you're right. 06:39.482 --> 06:41.400 - Listen, we all have crushes that we can't act on, 06:41.484 --> 06:43.194 like me and the Pepsi delivery guy. 06:43.277 --> 06:46.197 Sure, I left him Polaroids of my tits in his truck, 06:46.280 --> 06:49.575 but that is as far as I'll take it because I'm a professional. 06:49.659 --> 06:52.995 - Oh, I think he can hear you. - Yeah, I want him to. 06:53.079 --> 06:54.413 Hey, Jorge! 06:54.497 --> 06:57.416 - ♪ Yeah, we got it like that ♪ 06:57.500 --> 06:58.835 ♪ Yeah, we got it like that ♪ 06:58.918 --> 07:01.295 - You're declaring your major? - Yeah. 07:01.379 --> 07:03.381 I'm officially on the biochemistry 07:03.464 --> 07:05.007 and biophysics track. 07:05.091 --> 07:07.510 - So you're gonna do the same major as your boyfriend? 07:07.593 --> 07:09.554 - He is not my boyfriend. - Hmm. 07:09.637 --> 07:11.806 - But I do think I'm his girlfriend--it's bad. 07:11.889 --> 07:13.683 - Whitney, you don't like him. 07:13.766 --> 07:17.061 You need to end this before you take 30 more classes with him 07:17.145 --> 07:18.855 and end up marrying his ass. 07:18.938 --> 07:20.273 - I will handle it. 07:20.356 --> 07:22.275 I am going to talk to him today. 07:22.358 --> 07:24.068 - Great. You've only tried to break up with him 07:24.152 --> 07:26.362 two other times before, so hopefully this one will stick. 07:26.445 --> 07:29.615 - ♪ Duh, duh-duh, duh, duh, yeah, yeah ♪ 07:29.699 --> 07:32.410 ♪ Making me go boy crazy ♪ 07:32.493 --> 07:34.745 ♪ All of a sudden, baby, I... ♪ 07:34.829 --> 07:36.539 - How's everyone doing? 07:36.622 --> 07:38.499 - What the hell, Bela? 07:38.583 --> 07:40.418 This article is entirely about you. 07:40.501 --> 07:42.044 - It literally says your name 07:42.128 --> 07:44.130 more than the name of our magazine. 07:44.213 --> 07:45.715 How did this happen? 07:45.798 --> 07:48.259 - I'm so sorry. I have no idea. 07:48.342 --> 07:50.678 I would have assumed he would have written about all of us. 07:50.761 --> 07:52.221 [students groan] 07:52.305 --> 07:53.973 Maybe the reporter has a crush on me or something. 07:54.056 --> 07:55.099 - Nice try. 07:55.183 --> 07:56.559 He's seeing someone, 07:56.642 --> 07:59.854 which he told me after he rejected me brutally. 07:59.937 --> 08:02.106 - Then I have no idea how this happened. 08:02.190 --> 08:04.192 This is so strange. 08:04.275 --> 08:06.319 - It makes it look like you created "The Foxy" 08:06.402 --> 08:07.737 all by yourself. 08:07.820 --> 08:09.614 - Did he show this to you before he printed it? 08:09.697 --> 08:11.782 - No. If he had, I would have asked him to photoshop 08:11.866 --> 08:14.076 my boobs to look bigger. 08:14.160 --> 08:15.536 You know what? 08:15.620 --> 08:16.954 I-I'll reach out to him right now 08:17.038 --> 08:18.331 and make sure he prints a retraction. 08:18.414 --> 08:21.125 - It's fine. Let's just forget it. 08:23.502 --> 08:24.921 - I don't think I can. 08:25.004 --> 08:27.757 In fact, you're uninvited to my half-birthday party. 08:27.840 --> 08:30.092 For those of you who are coming, 08:30.176 --> 08:31.928 I'm registered at Claire's. 08:32.011 --> 08:36.265 And I would like it if at least one of you RSVP'd. 08:36.349 --> 08:38.434 You can right now vocally. 08:38.517 --> 08:40.144 both: No. - Uh-uh. 08:40.228 --> 08:43.189 [murmuring] - Let's get back to work. 08:43.272 --> 08:46.400 ♪ ♪ 08:46.484 --> 08:48.110 - There she is. 08:48.194 --> 08:49.153 Hi, honey. 08:49.237 --> 08:51.447 - Hi, Dad. [both chuckle] 08:51.530 --> 08:54.075 Hey, um, can we talk about the shirt? 08:54.158 --> 08:56.244 - Yes. I just wanted to show the world 08:56.327 --> 08:57.995 how much I support you. - That's great. 08:58.079 --> 09:00.790 It just makes it seem like you're proud to be a gay dad. 09:00.873 --> 09:03.209 - Because I am. And I just want-- 09:03.292 --> 09:04.502 Oh. 09:04.585 --> 09:07.255 That's why the barista called me "zaddy." 09:07.338 --> 09:08.256 Yes. 09:08.339 --> 09:10.091 - Oh, sweetheart. - Hi. 09:10.174 --> 09:12.802 - Oh, you look great. - Thanks. 09:12.885 --> 09:14.887 - And your father told me. 09:14.971 --> 09:16.681 - That I'm a lesbian? Yes, I am. 09:16.764 --> 09:18.349 - I just wish you felt comfortable 09:18.432 --> 09:19.850 telling me yourself. 09:19.934 --> 09:22.186 - You are not exactly the chillest. 09:22.270 --> 09:23.646 I seem to remember you crying 09:23.729 --> 09:25.731 when I asked to wear sneakers on vacation. 09:25.815 --> 09:27.108 - It was St. Barts. 09:27.191 --> 09:30.319 We could have run into Lorne Michaels. 09:30.403 --> 09:32.572 Well, I read several articles about what to say to you. 09:32.655 --> 09:36.784 So I acknowledge your sexuality, and I love you. 09:36.867 --> 09:38.327 - Love you, too. 09:38.411 --> 09:41.205 So are you excited to go to the Kappa Spring Festival? 09:41.289 --> 09:42.999 - Oh, honey, I have been looking forward 09:43.082 --> 09:46.377 to going to this event with you since the moment you got in. 09:46.460 --> 09:49.005 And I cannot wait to see which of my classmates 09:49.088 --> 09:50.715 have aged poorly. [giggles] 09:50.798 --> 09:52.425 - Well, you girls have fun. 09:52.508 --> 09:53.926 I'm off to destroy the only copy 09:54.010 --> 09:56.596 of a very hurtful op-ed I wrote in 1992. 09:56.679 --> 09:59.765 [electronic music] 09:59.849 --> 10:03.019 ♪ ♪ 10:03.102 --> 10:04.353 - What are you doing? 10:04.437 --> 10:06.022 - I'm sifting through a bag of beans. 10:06.105 --> 10:08.607 Lila thinks she dropped an AirPod in here. 10:08.691 --> 10:11.027 - Hmm. - What happened to your shirt? 10:11.110 --> 10:13.279 - Oh, I tripped and spilled a gallon of oat milk on myself. 10:13.362 --> 10:16.032 - Oh. Ooh. 10:16.115 --> 10:18.034 - [grunts] 10:19.618 --> 10:22.788 Oh, will I be seeing you at the Theta party tonight? 10:22.872 --> 10:25.625 - No. I don't think I can make it. 10:25.708 --> 10:26.709 - Too bad. 10:26.792 --> 10:29.211 If you change your mind, text me. 10:29.295 --> 10:30.421 - Yeah. 10:31.547 --> 10:34.550 - How do I look? 10:34.633 --> 10:36.927 - Dry. - Right. 10:37.011 --> 10:39.221 [both laugh] See ya. 10:39.305 --> 10:40.890 - ♪ Okay, okay ♪ 10:40.973 --> 10:44.226 ♪ Yummy, yummy, yummy, I can feel your tummy ♪ 10:44.310 --> 10:45.561 ♪ You can eat it for dessert ♪ 10:45.644 --> 10:48.230 - There she is. - Oh, my God. 10:48.314 --> 10:49.649 Hi. [groans] 10:49.732 --> 10:51.609 - Ready to watch me kill this presentation? 10:51.692 --> 10:53.736 Whoop-whoop. - [chuckles oddly] Yeah. 10:53.819 --> 10:56.113 - Is something up? 10:56.197 --> 10:57.907 - Uh... 10:57.990 --> 10:59.617 yes, but don't worry about it. 10:59.700 --> 11:01.952 I don't want to throw you off. We can just talk after class. 11:02.036 --> 11:03.954 - No, let's talk about it now-- I'm not gonna be able to focus 11:04.038 --> 11:05.748 on my experiment if you don't tell me. 11:05.831 --> 11:08.250 - I think we should break up. - Shit. 11:08.334 --> 11:11.337 Okay, it's not what I thought you were gonna say. 11:11.420 --> 11:12.797 - I'm sorry. 11:12.880 --> 11:14.840 - No, it's--it's cool. 11:14.924 --> 11:16.342 We're both super busy. 11:16.425 --> 11:18.302 So this is, like-- - Yeah. 11:18.386 --> 11:20.304 - It's mutual. It's good. 11:20.388 --> 11:21.931 - Are you sure? - Yeah, I'm fine. 11:22.014 --> 11:23.808 Let's get in there-- as friends. 11:23.891 --> 11:25.810 Come on. 11:25.893 --> 11:28.270 So I'll keep titrating the solution 11:28.354 --> 11:30.815 until some precipitate forms, 11:30.898 --> 11:35.569 which according to my estimate should... 11:35.653 --> 11:38.197 should, uh... 11:38.280 --> 11:39.448 Sorry. 11:39.532 --> 11:42.493 Lost my focus. Um... 11:42.576 --> 11:44.412 - Dude, are you crying? 11:44.495 --> 11:48.290 - No, my eyes are just really humid right now. 11:48.374 --> 11:52.086 Anyway, so, if you'll focus on the bottom of the beaker, 11:52.169 --> 11:54.755 you'll see... [grunts] 11:54.839 --> 11:57.758 [cries] Okay, now, yes, I am crying. 11:57.842 --> 12:01.345 I think I need a minute alone in the hallway. 12:02.513 --> 12:05.015 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 12:05.099 --> 12:06.475 - So, Ashlie... 12:06.559 --> 12:08.644 are you excited to be Kappa president next year? 12:08.727 --> 12:10.104 - Oh, my goodness, yes. 12:10.187 --> 12:12.148 - You know, I was president my senior year. 12:12.231 --> 12:13.649 - Mm-hmm. 12:13.732 --> 12:15.276 - And I got us a computer with the Internet on it. 12:15.359 --> 12:17.486 - Oh, wow. - You did. 12:17.570 --> 12:18.988 - Cool story, Mom. 12:19.071 --> 12:21.532 - Buckle up, Ashlie. You're in for a lot. 12:21.615 --> 12:23.033 I'm on the alumni board. 12:23.117 --> 12:26.120 And every day it feels like some new crisis. 12:26.203 --> 12:28.247 - A Kappa crisis? Like what? 12:28.330 --> 12:30.666 Did they install unflattering lighting in the bathrooms? 12:30.750 --> 12:33.419 [laughter] - No. 12:33.502 --> 12:35.254 Did you hear what happened at the Syracuse chapter? 12:35.337 --> 12:36.505 - No. 12:36.589 --> 12:38.007 - They banned the word "sisterhood." 12:38.090 --> 12:39.175 - Why would they do that? 12:39.258 --> 12:40.843 - Well, they said it's not accurate 12:40.926 --> 12:43.345 and that some of their members aren't women. 12:43.429 --> 12:45.347 - What? - Oh, I don't know. 12:45.431 --> 12:46.932 I actually think that's a good thing, 12:47.016 --> 12:48.934 you know, to create more inclusive language 12:49.018 --> 12:50.686 for trans and nonbinary folks. 12:50.769 --> 12:53.814 - Well, I just think if you don't see yourself as a woman, 12:53.898 --> 12:55.566 then form your own group. - Mm. 12:55.649 --> 12:57.276 - Let us be sisters. 12:57.359 --> 12:59.528 - But how can they form their own clubs with no support 12:59.612 --> 13:01.614 or funding from the school, you know? 13:01.697 --> 13:04.867 - Just to be clear, my best friend is a homosexual. 13:04.950 --> 13:06.160 - [gasps] Ralph? - Yes. 13:06.243 --> 13:08.204 - Ah, love Ralph. - Isn't he funny? 13:08.287 --> 13:10.372 - I know! - Sure. I'm gay, too. 13:10.456 --> 13:12.082 But, um, that is actually meaningless 13:12.166 --> 13:14.835 in the context of this conversation, isn't it? 13:14.919 --> 13:17.630 - Leight, can I borrow you for a sec? 13:19.173 --> 13:20.508 Look, I know these boomer alums 13:20.591 --> 13:22.384 aren't the most up to date on things, 13:22.468 --> 13:24.053 but today is sort of about getting 13:24.136 --> 13:25.429 donation checks from them. 13:25.513 --> 13:27.306 I promise, it's not worth engaging. 13:27.389 --> 13:30.017 - Right, but if we don't engage with them, 13:30.100 --> 13:31.477 then who is going to? 13:31.560 --> 13:34.063 - Maybe just go talk to somebody else. 13:34.146 --> 13:36.023 [indistinct chatter] 13:36.106 --> 13:37.566 [electronic music] 13:37.650 --> 13:39.235 - ♪ I got this feeling ♪ 13:39.318 --> 13:41.237 ♪ I've been dreaming in a sequence... ♪ 13:41.320 --> 13:43.531 - Oh, Zoe, I don't mean to rub it in, 13:43.614 --> 13:46.075 but you really missed out on not going to that econ banquet 13:46.158 --> 13:48.244 with Canaan. - Huh? 13:48.327 --> 13:49.578 What econ banquet? 13:49.662 --> 13:51.497 - The one where Canaan got that award. 13:51.580 --> 13:53.332 It was so fun, and the food was so good. 13:53.415 --> 13:54.833 I loaded up on soup, 13:54.917 --> 13:57.169 and then I realized it was just the appetizer. 13:57.253 --> 13:59.421 - Yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. 13:59.505 --> 14:01.173 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 14:01.257 --> 14:02.550 - He said he invited you 14:02.633 --> 14:04.677 before he invited me and you were busy. 14:04.760 --> 14:08.097 - That definitely did not happen. 14:08.180 --> 14:10.474 - Will you excuse me a moment? 14:10.558 --> 14:11.892 Lila? - Hmm? 14:11.976 --> 14:13.769 - You want to go to that Theta party tonight? 14:13.852 --> 14:15.271 - Bitch, I've been going to go, 14:15.354 --> 14:18.774 and I'm wearing a dress that makes my tits sing. 14:18.857 --> 14:20.609 - Thanks again for meeting up with me. 14:20.693 --> 14:22.319 - Of course. I'm happy to. 14:22.403 --> 14:24.196 Oh, and thank you for meeting me during your final exam. 14:24.280 --> 14:26.532 No other times worked for me. - You're just so impressive. 14:26.615 --> 14:28.284 I want to learn as much as I can from you. 14:28.367 --> 14:29.451 - [chuckles] 14:29.535 --> 14:31.036 So I read your packet. 14:31.120 --> 14:34.790 And I think you should consider quitting "The Foxy." 14:34.873 --> 14:36.292 - Quit? 14:36.375 --> 14:38.127 - Jorja, I think you're cool and smart and funny. 14:38.210 --> 14:39.962 And in that way, you really remind me of myself. 14:40.045 --> 14:42.006 But not everyone who's cool and smart and funny 14:42.089 --> 14:43.924 has what it takes to be a comedy writer. 14:44.008 --> 14:45.342 - Okay. 14:45.426 --> 14:47.803 - Oh, you know what I think you'd be great at? 14:47.886 --> 14:49.471 Advertising. - What? 14:49.555 --> 14:51.390 - I bet you could write really cute commercials 14:51.473 --> 14:53.976 for, like, cleaning products or, like, a clever yogurt ad. 14:54.059 --> 14:56.562 - I'm not really interested in that. 14:56.645 --> 14:59.481 Do you seriously not have any feedback for me 14:59.565 --> 15:00.858 on anything I wrote? 15:00.941 --> 15:02.568 - I could tell you all the things 15:02.651 --> 15:04.820 that didn't really work in here, but I just don't think 15:04.903 --> 15:06.989 that's a good use of either of our time. 15:07.072 --> 15:08.532 - Wow. 15:08.616 --> 15:10.993 At least you're honest. - Always. You got this, Jorja. 15:11.076 --> 15:13.787 I mean, not this but something else. 15:16.248 --> 15:18.709 Oh, did you want me to throw this away for you? 15:18.792 --> 15:22.880 ♪ ♪ 15:22.963 --> 15:25.758 - Thank you so much for these. They're gonna do a lot of good. 15:25.841 --> 15:28.385 Kappa kisses. [smooches] 15:28.469 --> 15:29.762 Bye. 15:29.845 --> 15:32.723 [laughter, indistinct chatter] 15:32.806 --> 15:34.391 - Honey? - Hmm? 15:34.475 --> 15:37.519 - Are you okay? You've been quiet all day. 15:37.603 --> 15:39.855 - Yeah, I don't know. Uh... 15:39.938 --> 15:41.440 I, um... 15:41.523 --> 15:44.276 I don't think I want this anymore. 15:44.360 --> 15:47.279 - Oh, sweetie, here. What is going on? 15:47.363 --> 15:49.615 - I wanted to be in Kappa just like you, 15:49.698 --> 15:52.910 but I don't feel like me when I'm here. 15:52.993 --> 15:55.204 - I think you've just changed. 15:55.287 --> 15:57.247 And that's okay. - I'm really sorry. 15:57.331 --> 15:58.957 I know how bad that you wanted this for me. 15:59.041 --> 16:01.710 And I just didn't want to let you down. 16:01.794 --> 16:03.379 - Oh, no, no, stop. 16:03.462 --> 16:04.880 I just want you to be happy. 16:04.963 --> 16:07.716 If you don't want to be in Kappa, then don't. 16:07.800 --> 16:10.344 Life is too short to waste on things 16:10.427 --> 16:12.596 that don't bring you happiness. 16:12.680 --> 16:16.266 That's why we don't see Grandma anymore. 16:16.350 --> 16:17.518 - I love you, Mom. 16:17.601 --> 16:19.228 - Oh, I love you so much, Leighton. 16:19.311 --> 16:22.481 - Lovely to see you, Mimi. - Oh, always a pleasure, Mona. 16:22.564 --> 16:23.941 Kappa kisses. 16:24.024 --> 16:26.610 Oh, what a dumb whore, am I right? 16:26.694 --> 16:28.153 - [laughs] Oh, my God. 16:28.237 --> 16:29.446 - You know, she once asked me 16:29.530 --> 16:31.407 how to spell the word "biscuit." 16:31.490 --> 16:33.534 - Mom, you are such a bitch. 16:33.617 --> 16:36.120 Oh, my God, we would have been good friends in college. 16:36.203 --> 16:37.871 - Oh, for sure, we would have been. 16:37.955 --> 16:40.416 - ♪ Can't hear what you're saying ♪ 16:40.499 --> 16:42.626 - Last pregame of freshman year. 16:42.710 --> 16:44.920 Let's go! all: Yeah! 16:45.003 --> 16:46.338 - Whoo! 16:46.422 --> 16:48.173 - ♪ Just lose that attitude ♪ 16:48.257 --> 16:51.468 ♪ You know, you know you got to lose that attitude ♪ 16:51.552 --> 16:53.220 ♪ Yeah ♪ 16:53.303 --> 16:56.765 ♪ Give me, give me all that I like ♪ 16:56.849 --> 16:58.308 - God, I can't believe this is the last shot 16:58.392 --> 16:59.727 we'll take in this room-- I could cry. 16:59.810 --> 17:00.978 - Guys, can I just say that this is 17:01.061 --> 17:02.354 the hottest we've ever looked? 17:02.438 --> 17:03.605 I mean, Whitney, that dress-- 17:03.689 --> 17:05.441 serving purple and serving tits? 17:05.524 --> 17:06.859 You look like a sexy Barney. - [laughs] 17:06.942 --> 17:08.277 - Thank you. Thank you. 17:08.360 --> 17:09.695 Listen, I'm single, 17:09.778 --> 17:11.405 and I'm ready to end this year with a bang. 17:11.488 --> 17:13.282 - Ow! - Okay, well, I am just excited 17:13.365 --> 17:16.410 to have fun with my girls. - Aw, me too. 17:16.493 --> 17:17.619 - Holy shit. 17:17.703 --> 17:19.329 - Hmm? - Guys, stop! 17:19.413 --> 17:21.582 - What's wrong? - I'm getting canceled. 17:21.665 --> 17:23.041 - What? - This girl from "The Foxy" 17:23.125 --> 17:24.960 is blasting my ass on social media. 17:25.043 --> 17:26.879 - I'm sure it's not that bad. - Yeah. 17:26.962 --> 17:28.380 - "Five things I learned 17:28.464 --> 17:31.133 at Essex's so-called feminist comedy magazine." 17:31.216 --> 17:33.927 - Maybe it's a nice post. She said she learned things. 17:34.011 --> 17:37.890 - "Bela Malhotra is a misogynistic comedy dictator 17:37.973 --> 17:41.143 who hates all women, including herself"? 17:41.226 --> 17:42.561 Fuck, this is so bad. 17:42.644 --> 17:44.188 Oh, my God, I'm gonna have to quit comedy 17:44.271 --> 17:46.398 and become a pharmacist like all my dumb cousins. 17:46.482 --> 17:48.317 - There has to be a misunderstanding. 17:48.400 --> 17:50.778 - Yeah, agreed. I mean, you definitely don't hate yourself. 17:50.861 --> 17:52.196 If anything, you like yourself too much. 17:52.279 --> 17:53.572 - Exactly. 17:53.655 --> 17:55.157 - Listen, just talk to this girl tomorrow 17:55.240 --> 17:56.700 and smooth it over. - Yeah. 17:56.784 --> 17:58.494 - You don't need to let it ruin your night. 17:58.577 --> 17:59.953 - I'm with Whitney. 18:00.037 --> 18:01.622 I mean, the girl has, like, 40 followers, okay? 18:01.705 --> 18:03.332 Nobody will ever see that. - Yeah, you're right. 18:03.415 --> 18:05.083 All right, um, let's take one more shot before we go. 18:05.167 --> 18:06.293 - Yes! - Thank you. 18:06.376 --> 18:07.878 - That's what I'm talking about. 18:07.961 --> 18:09.421 - Or we could take a five-minute nap and then go. 18:09.505 --> 18:11.340 - Are you fucking kidding me? - All right. 18:11.423 --> 18:14.760 - ♪ Is it desire? ♪ 18:14.843 --> 18:18.096 [indistinct chatter] 18:18.180 --> 18:20.849 ♪ ♪ 18:20.933 --> 18:23.268 - Shit! This party is going off! 18:23.352 --> 18:26.063 - My favorite bitches! 18:26.146 --> 18:27.397 - What's up? - Yeah! 18:27.481 --> 18:29.358 Welcome to the Dare or Dare Party. 18:29.441 --> 18:31.193 You are obligated to do the dare 18:31.276 --> 18:32.486 written on the bottom of your cup. 18:32.569 --> 18:34.363 - Oh! - What kind of dares? 18:34.446 --> 18:35.823 - Oh, I read them all. 18:35.906 --> 18:37.324 On this side of the table, they're horny. 18:37.407 --> 18:39.117 And here, they're just plain nasty. 18:39.201 --> 18:41.578 I took one of both. - Oh. 18:41.662 --> 18:43.205 - "Smash face with a redhead"? 18:43.288 --> 18:45.415 - Ooh, I want that one. - Okay. 18:45.499 --> 18:47.584 - Thank you. - Damn it, Jocelyn. 18:47.668 --> 18:50.754 I'm not gonna jiggle a stranger's tit at this party. 18:50.838 --> 18:52.422 - "Twerk"? I can't twerk. 18:52.506 --> 18:54.591 I wasn't allowed to dance with my bottom half growing up. 18:54.675 --> 18:57.219 We don't actually have to do these, do we? 18:57.302 --> 19:00.305 - Oh, Jocelyn seems to think we do. 19:00.389 --> 19:02.891 [laughter] - Oh, my God. 19:02.975 --> 19:05.853 - That is a lot of tongue. 19:07.312 --> 19:09.064 - I brushed my teeth so good tonight. 19:09.147 --> 19:12.276 I am 1,000% making out with someone at this party. 19:12.359 --> 19:13.902 Ooh, let's pick out some hotties 19:13.986 --> 19:15.404 and wing-woman each other hard. 19:15.487 --> 19:18.365 - Ooh, okay, okay, sure. Let's see my options. 19:18.448 --> 19:19.950 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 19:20.033 --> 19:24.079 Oh, we got a guy slurping a Taco Bell Fire Sauce packet 19:24.163 --> 19:27.207 and a dude who's dancing tragically off the beat. 19:27.291 --> 19:29.668 Yeah, I don't think any of these guys are my type. 19:29.751 --> 19:33.463 [chuckles] - So what are you looking for? 19:33.547 --> 19:35.591 - Um... 19:36.967 --> 19:39.428 - I will let you know when I see it. 19:39.511 --> 19:40.596 [chuckles] 19:40.679 --> 19:46.184 ♪ ♪ 19:46.268 --> 19:48.270 - Hey. - Hey. 19:48.353 --> 19:49.938 - I thought you said you weren't coming? 19:50.022 --> 19:52.441 - Uh, turns out I am and did. - What are you doing? 19:52.524 --> 19:55.110 - Um, trying to find a cup with a dare I actually want to do. 19:55.193 --> 19:58.405 This one says "motorboat Lila," and it has her phone number. 19:58.488 --> 19:59.948 - Yeah, she definitely wrote that one. 20:00.032 --> 20:02.367 Can you just be a good citizen and throw it out? 20:02.451 --> 20:03.911 [laughter] 20:03.994 --> 20:07.205 Wait. What's that one? - Uh... 20:07.289 --> 20:09.666 "Kiss a stranger." 20:09.750 --> 20:11.293 - That one's not a bad one. 20:11.376 --> 20:13.128 - Well, we both know each other, 20:13.211 --> 20:15.505 so you're in the clear, sir. 20:15.589 --> 20:18.258 - Yeah. [both chuckle] 20:18.342 --> 20:20.510 - Yo, Canaan! 20:20.594 --> 20:23.972 - Oh, my friends just got here, so I'm--I'ma-- 20:24.056 --> 20:26.183 - Yeah, of course. Go. - Yeah. Okay, all right. 20:26.266 --> 20:27.476 - Yeah. 20:27.559 --> 20:29.186 - ♪ I'm okay ♪ 20:29.269 --> 20:33.482 ♪ Yeah, I'm happy I need someone ♪ 20:33.565 --> 20:36.902 - Ginger, love that you're wearing a long coat indoors. 20:36.985 --> 20:39.863 - Thank you. It belonged to my elderly neighbor. 20:39.947 --> 20:41.156 But I can't stay long. 20:41.240 --> 20:43.116 I gave blood twice again this evening, 20:43.200 --> 20:44.826 so I am feeling weak. 20:44.910 --> 20:47.996 Also, I do not like the way that guy is looking at me. 20:50.582 --> 20:53.710 - Why don't you go sit down? - Okay. 20:53.794 --> 20:55.963 - I'll go deal with that later. - You sure she's good? 20:56.046 --> 20:57.297 - She's fine. - [chuckles] 20:57.381 --> 21:00.676 - So how is Kappa? - Um, I quit. 21:00.759 --> 21:02.052 - Oh, no. 21:02.135 --> 21:04.596 Did you find an even blonder place to live? 21:04.680 --> 21:07.057 Wait. Are you being serious? - I am. 21:07.140 --> 21:09.935 I decided I would rather spend my time at the Women's Center, 21:10.018 --> 21:13.981 you know, with, um, people I actually like. 21:14.064 --> 21:15.983 - If this is because you vandalized another statue 21:16.066 --> 21:19.194 and got community service, I will find out. 21:19.278 --> 21:22.531 - Um, also, I have this. 21:22.614 --> 21:25.659 ♪ ♪ 21:25.742 --> 21:27.369 - Holy shit. 21:27.452 --> 21:29.037 $30,000? 21:29.121 --> 21:30.831 - My mom was gonna donate it to Kappa, 21:30.914 --> 21:33.834 so I told her where it would do better things. 21:33.917 --> 21:36.545 - This is going to completely save us. 21:36.628 --> 21:40.132 ♪ ♪ 21:40.215 --> 21:42.384 I am so sorry. I should not have done that. 21:42.467 --> 21:43.885 - No, no, no, no. No, you should have. 21:43.969 --> 21:45.762 - What about your girl Tatum? 21:45.846 --> 21:47.097 - I ended things with her 21:47.180 --> 21:48.890 the night of your fundraiser, actually. 21:48.974 --> 21:50.767 - Because of how hot I looked in my Elton John costume? 21:50.851 --> 21:52.394 - [laughs] - You know, I still have that. 21:52.477 --> 21:55.439 I could go get that right now. - Shut up. 21:55.522 --> 21:59.818 - ♪ I'm happy I need your love ♪ 21:59.901 --> 22:04.197 ♪ I'm happy I want your love ♪ 22:04.281 --> 22:07.159 ♪ Yeah, I'm happy I need someone ♪ 22:07.242 --> 22:09.411 - Canaan, are you leaving? 22:09.494 --> 22:12.622 - Uh, Yeah, a bunch of us are headed to a party on Edgewood. 22:12.706 --> 22:13.915 You want to come with? 22:13.999 --> 22:17.210 ♪ ♪ 22:17.294 --> 22:20.422 [indistinct shouting] 22:20.505 --> 22:23.091 - No. I'm gonna stay. 22:23.175 --> 22:26.261 Have fun. - Okay, bye. 22:26.344 --> 22:29.264 - ♪ Run away, run away ♪ 22:29.347 --> 22:31.767 ♪ Ru--ru--run away ♪ 22:31.850 --> 22:34.811 ♪ Run away, yeah ♪ 22:34.895 --> 22:37.647 ♪ ♪ 22:37.731 --> 22:40.734 - Bela. - Hey! 22:40.817 --> 22:42.611 Oh, there's a couch here that they're trying to get rid of. 22:42.694 --> 22:44.571 Should we take it for the house next year? 22:44.654 --> 22:45.739 They call it the sperm bank, 22:45.822 --> 22:47.115 but we don't have to call it that. 22:47.199 --> 22:49.701 - That post from Jorja is so messed up. 22:49.785 --> 22:52.120 - I know. Huge overreaction, right? 22:52.204 --> 22:53.789 Comedy writers need to have a thick skin. 22:53.872 --> 22:55.415 Look at all the stuff that happened to me 22:55.499 --> 22:56.625 in "The Catullan." 22:56.708 --> 22:58.335 - Dude, we're not agreeing with you. 22:58.418 --> 23:00.170 - What happened to you at "The Catullan" was horrible, 23:00.253 --> 23:02.839 and our magazine was created to be a better alternative 23:02.923 --> 23:04.049 to that toxic shit. 23:04.132 --> 23:05.801 - Don't you remember? 23:05.884 --> 23:08.303 I mean, since you were the one who created our group. 23:08.386 --> 23:10.514 - Wait. Is that what this is about? 23:10.597 --> 23:12.265 You guys are just mad that I'm still getting 23:12.349 --> 23:13.725 too much credit in that article. 23:13.809 --> 23:16.103 - We talked to the reporter, Bela. 23:16.186 --> 23:18.647 - He showed you the article. You lied to us. 23:18.730 --> 23:22.526 - That article was one thing. That was normal, selfish Bela. 23:22.609 --> 23:25.278 But being that brutal to Jorja, it's not okay. 23:25.362 --> 23:27.531 - And what Jorja put online about you, 23:27.614 --> 23:30.158 I'd say it was pretty fucking well written. 23:30.242 --> 23:32.744 - You're fired from "The Foxy." - What? 23:32.828 --> 23:34.704 - Clearly, you're the only person 23:34.788 --> 23:37.040 who lives up to your own comedy standards. 23:37.124 --> 23:40.043 So go be funny alone. - No, please don't do this. 23:40.127 --> 23:42.587 It's gonna make living together super awkward next year. 23:42.671 --> 23:45.173 - We gave your room to Carla. - Wait. We did? 23:45.257 --> 23:47.259 Oh. - We did. 23:47.342 --> 23:49.469 - Fine. - Wait, guy-- 23:49.553 --> 23:51.513 ♪ ♪ 23:51.596 --> 23:53.223 Fuck. 23:53.306 --> 23:54.599 [all cheering] 23:54.683 --> 23:57.519 - Hey, Lila, uh, can I ask you a question? 23:57.602 --> 23:59.354 - I'm not currently taking any questions. 23:59.437 --> 24:01.565 My cup said I had to find 50 people to kiss, 24:01.648 --> 24:04.109 and I've only found 34. - [chuckles] 24:04.192 --> 24:06.695 - Okay, 35. - Happy to help. 24:06.778 --> 24:08.822 Have you seen Canaan? - He left a little bit ago. 24:08.905 --> 24:10.949 - Okay. - Ooh, but if you see him, 24:11.032 --> 24:12.701 let him know that he's gonna open up Sips tomorrow 24:12.784 --> 24:14.536 because I do plan on calling out sick to myself. 24:14.619 --> 24:16.746 - [chuckles] Okay. - Mm-hmm. 24:16.830 --> 24:18.748 Bye, 35. 24:18.832 --> 24:19.833 Mm. 24:19.916 --> 24:22.711 Hi, number 36. You're cute. 24:22.794 --> 24:25.255 Do you like your women much, much taller than you? 24:25.338 --> 24:28.341 [soft acoustic guitar music] 24:28.425 --> 24:34.222 ♪ ♪ 24:34.306 --> 24:37.017 - ♪ Oh, there she goes again ♪ 24:37.100 --> 24:40.061 ♪ Every morning it's the same ♪ 24:40.145 --> 24:41.813 ♪ You walk on by... ♪ 24:41.897 --> 24:45.025 - Canaan! - Hey. 24:45.108 --> 24:46.401 - Hey. 24:46.484 --> 24:49.237 Um, can I talk to you for a sec? 24:49.321 --> 24:50.864 - Yeah. 24:50.947 --> 24:53.241 Y'all go on. I'll catch up with you. 24:53.325 --> 24:55.076 What's up? - You lied. 24:55.160 --> 24:58.038 - I lied? About what? - Zoe. 24:58.121 --> 24:59.748 You never invited her to that event. 24:59.831 --> 25:00.916 She told me. 25:00.999 --> 25:02.542 Why would you lie? 25:02.626 --> 25:04.211 - That's a great question-- 25:04.294 --> 25:06.755 because that lie would make no sense. 25:06.838 --> 25:11.635 - You wanted me to go with you. You invited me first. 25:11.718 --> 25:13.929 - ♪ Can't wait anymore... ♪ 25:14.012 --> 25:16.598 - Fine. I did. 25:16.681 --> 25:19.392 You trying to embarrass me or something? 25:19.476 --> 25:22.979 ♪ In my dreams, you're with me ♪ 25:23.063 --> 25:27.442 ♪ We'll be everything I want us to be ♪ 25:27.525 --> 25:29.611 ♪ For the first time ♪ 25:29.694 --> 25:34.532 ♪ Or is that just me and my imagination? ♪ 25:34.616 --> 25:36.576 ♪ We walk, we laugh ♪ 25:36.660 --> 25:40.455 ♪ We spend our time walking by the oceanside ♪ 25:40.538 --> 25:43.458 ♪ Our hands are gently intertwined ♪ 25:43.541 --> 25:46.002 ♪ A feeling I just can't describe ♪ 25:46.086 --> 25:48.964 ♪ And all this time we spent alone... ♪ 25:49.047 --> 25:51.132 - So I have some news. 25:51.216 --> 25:53.426 Alicia and I are back together. 25:53.510 --> 25:55.262 - And I'm not gonna lie. - Mm. 25:55.345 --> 25:58.139 - I am really happy about it. - Aw. 25:58.223 --> 26:00.100 - Yay. - Wait. 26:00.183 --> 26:01.643 So, if you're not moving into Kappa 26:01.726 --> 26:03.228 and Bela's not living off-campus anymore, 26:03.311 --> 26:04.980 then we could all live together next year-- 26:05.063 --> 26:07.315 I mean, if you all want. 26:07.399 --> 26:08.650 - You know what? I'm down. 26:08.733 --> 26:11.194 - What about you, Bela? - Um... 26:11.278 --> 26:13.655 Yeah, sorry. I'm just a little distracted this morning. 26:13.738 --> 26:15.657 - Is this still about that girl from the magazine? 26:15.740 --> 26:17.534 Why don't you just talk to her, right? 26:17.617 --> 26:19.619 I'm sure she would be open to hearing you out. 26:19.703 --> 26:22.580 - Yeah, totally. I have a meeting about it at, uh, 10:15. 26:22.664 --> 26:23.623 - Oh, great. - Great. 26:23.707 --> 26:25.417 - Okay, good. I'm glad. 26:27.961 --> 26:29.838 - So, Kimberly, how was your night? 26:29.921 --> 26:31.506 Anything interesting happen? 26:35.635 --> 26:37.012 - No, not really. 26:37.095 --> 26:41.182 [Skullcrusher's "Whatever Fits Together"] 26:41.266 --> 26:46.313 - ♪ I left home in the summer ♪ 26:46.396 --> 26:48.189 - You can really taste the peach in this one. 26:48.273 --> 26:49.190 - Yeah. 26:49.274 --> 26:50.859 - Hey. - Hey. 26:50.942 --> 26:53.570 Um, so I heard Leighton turned down that room for next year. 26:53.653 --> 26:56.239 - Yeah. - I want it. 26:56.323 --> 26:58.742 - Okay. Take a seat. 26:58.825 --> 27:01.453 - ♪ When I hugged my brother ♪ 27:01.536 --> 27:03.580 - I was rude and disrespectful, 27:03.663 --> 27:05.457 and I feel awful about it. 27:05.540 --> 27:09.085 I came to Essex for "The Catullan." 27:09.169 --> 27:11.713 That blew up. [chuckles] 27:11.796 --> 27:13.131 Um... 27:13.214 --> 27:16.801 I, um, got kicked out of this new group. 27:16.885 --> 27:19.387 No one wants to work with me. 27:19.471 --> 27:23.099 I have a 1.8 GPA. 27:23.183 --> 27:27.854 I broke an amazing guy's heart by being selfish. 27:29.522 --> 27:31.775 All I want is for people to like me, 27:31.858 --> 27:36.279 but, um, I just keep hurting people instead. 27:38.281 --> 27:40.158 So I'd like to transfer. 27:40.241 --> 27:41.910 [sighs] 27:41.993 --> 27:44.245 [chuckles, sniffles] 27:44.329 --> 27:49.042 - ♪ Do I want? ♪ 27:49.125 --> 27:55.757 ♪ I awoke in a warm bath ♪ 27:55.840 --> 27:59.928 ♪ With words still in my head ♪ 28:00.011 --> 28:05.100 ♪ ♪ 28:05.183 --> 28:10.939 ♪ They remain unspoken ♪ 28:11.022 --> 28:12.440 ♪ ♪ 28:12.524 --> 28:16.152 ♪ And follow me to death ♪ 28:16.236 --> 28:20.865 ♪ ♪ 28:20.949 --> 28:27.122 ♪ What do I want? ♪ 28:27.205 --> 28:31.751 ♪ Do I want ♪ 28:31.835 --> 28:33.920 ♪ ♪ 28:34.003 --> 28:36.548 ♪ Anything? ♪ 28:36.631 --> 28:43.721 ♪ ♪ 28:59.737 --> 29:05.577 ♪ Do you ever look back? ♪ 29:05.660 --> 29:08.163 ♪ ♪ 29:08.246 --> 29:10.373 - Go to bed.